guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
I had written that post a while ago but I got some colours slightly off / emphasized some things more than others
This version should be more accurate
Day 14: Favorite Magic related story (epic win, funny tale, etc)
When I first got into MTG a few years back [Zendikar-era] I quickly developed a deep affection for both red and blue cards. I liked control, I liked direct damage, and I liked casting spells
So using my friend’s mtg card pool I tried to do the obvious and make a red/blue deck
My friend said “Aaron, no, red and blue are opposites, it doesn’t work out. Red is aggro and blue is control.”
I didn’t care though and rifled through his card library until I found what quickly became my favourite red/blue card:
I liked it because I could pay red or blue mana to cast it, and it did 2 damage for only 1 mana! And it got to attack each turn! What card is better than this?
It wasn’t until I got back into MTG last year that I realized just how wrong I was about this card, and in more than one way.
I’m laughing so hard because Artemis is a Greek goddess of, among other things, maidenhood and archery. She is literally an aro/ace arrow ace.